Things one could get done by the time Frodo finishes saying goodbye at the end of the last Lord of the Rings movie

Things one could get done by the time Frodo finishes saying goodbye at the end of the last Lord of the Rings movie:

 

-Write a blog post.

 

-Take up flash fiction.

 

-Learn a foreign language.

 

-Re-watch the first two movies.

 

-Re-organize your sock drawer.

 

-Re-organize all sock drawers, everywhere.

 

-Delete all social media apps from your phone and then twenty minutes later re-install them.

 

-Read a choose-your-own-adventure novel.

 

-Write a choose-your-own-adventure novel.

 

-Have a mid-life crisis and then reflect on it.

 

-Google Elijah Wood to see what he’s up to these days.

 

-Discuss with wife what Elijah Wood is probably doing right now, right this second.

 

-Call up Elijah Wood and invite him to come have dinner and meet your family.

 

-Find out he can’t make it; he’s still saying goodbye at the end of the last Lord of the Rings movie.